SHARON SPREADS THEM AGAIN......WORLD YAWNS...

BI 2. WHAT A TRAIN WRECK BUT OF COURSE MY MORBID CURIOSITY WON OUT AND I VIEWED. The result.......not truly bad just bad and BORING!!!! Poor Sharon...yes the upfront paycheck for this crap helped.....but the b.o. (in this case body odor must have been devestating for the ole puss....I mean lady). Yes...apparently the world was clamoring for La Sharon to reprise this role and then had an after thought or maybe Sharon just thought the world needed more of this role. In any case, the movie actually isnt the worst of the year (in my book) that would be Black Dahlia with Hilary (Horse Lips) Swank trying to emulate ms. Stone in the original (separate post for that mess.)

Sharon aka Catherine Trammel is now getting pummeled all over London and leaving dubious corpses wherever she goes. Her latest victim is played by some Brit actor who thought maybe this would be his calliing card to CLIVE and DANIEL status. He needs to fire his agent, Altho....his ass is not as saggy as Mr. Michaels in the orginal hit movie. Michaels sagger is referenced in the new disaster for continuties sake. But who really cares? He must be thanking his lucky stars that he was non-negotiable (most likely due to CZJ stomping a Jimmy Choo heel then collecting a paycheck-cuz we all know he LOVES doing that!) This is really seeing how SHARON looks after all these years. And with all the cosmetic surgery and acid peels and vaselined lenses she looks pretty darn good. Two thumbs up from that perpective!

I wont bore with details....cuz if you have seen the first one...this is a formulaic next outing. But for camp value, Sharons robotic performance is worth a few laughs as she taunts, teases, double crosses, and WINS again at the ending. Lucky bitch! This instict leaves you without taste, smell, vision, and sex drive and qualifies only as a * for Sharons sheer determination to never be forgotten by her admiring pubic er public!!! Love it or leave it!!!

Smooch!